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Women Are Just Like Buses, If You Miss One Another One Will Come Along In A Couple Of Minutes!
I think once you have taken a ride on a greyhound 47, all other buses are completely boring, if you get my drift?...;-) I mean there are a lot of buses out there, but only one gives you a delectable ride!
 joe9  27 Oct 2008 15:58
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...and they go farther if you give them more money. ;-)
 
 ur_wrong  27 Oct 2008 22:53
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 This is especially true when concerning ones own wife...
badum chee!
by  Specter87
 27 Oct 2008 22:54
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As long as you are bussing me on my cheeks, O Cheeky One:-)
 
 sylverwyld  27 Oct 2008 17:51
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 busy as a bee are we? ;-0
be a good boy and turn the other cheeky, *he he*
by  sylverwyld
 01 Dec 2008 16:42
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Sexist pig.
 
 Celtica1  16 Aug 2012 11:44
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Good women are like fine wine or like parking spots. The good ones are usually taken and the rest are handicapped. Fine wine is hard to find. Women are out there but what type are they are they like fine wine like Hallie or are they corrupt.
 
 offcgibby  21 Mar 2010 02:28
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 Thank you. That was a sweet response and I'm glad that you think highly of me.
by  my2cents2u
 21 Mar 2010 15:54
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People are human beings with a soul, not buses.
There is no possible way to make a reasonable correlation between the two.
Additionally, a bus comes along quite often, you can choose to ride or to walk.
But a human being worth your time, will rarely if ever come along - that is the one to keep - if any.
 
 ToObserve  03 Feb 2009 20:56
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Hopefully this will occur on a rainy day and she will splash much needed filthy mud on your face--as she passes you by. I hope your mouth will be open laughing idiotically. No decent woman would ever think of stopping at YOUR pathetic bus stop. But maybe you are not worthy of a decent woman. You are what you attract, you know.
 
 tinseldove  28 Jan 2009 00:31
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 there is an old saying: "an ass for every seat", and, "a lid for every pot".

there is a bus for everyman to ride,
or a car to go solo - theoretically that is - in a manner of speaking.
by  ToObserve
 03 Feb 2009 20:58
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A pretty poor analogy and outlook on life. If I lost a girlfriend, my next thoughts wouldn't be 'Oh well, I can easily get another.' If that is how you think then I pity you.
 
 Tromanator  11 Dec 2008 12:29
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 We are debating a delectable ride here Trom, so you can't possibly state that it's a poor analogy or for that matter a poor outlook on life. Especially if you know what the meaning of life is...;-) Thanks for your pity but I don't need it!
by  joe9
 11 Dec 2008 14:20
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Your debate sounds womanizing...I'm not complaining, I'm just saying it looks bad...

Anyway, that applies if the "passenger" is exceptionally good-looking and if the "bus" is exceptionally stupid. People with this kind of attitude are usually arrogant and conceited. No offence.
 
 bookworm3  30 Nov 2008 20:04
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Reminds me of a little song.... "Wheels on the bus go, OH GOD YES! OH GOD YES! OH GOD YES! Wheels on the bus go, OH GOD YES! All day long. "
 
 Specter87  27 Oct 2008 22:50
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 according to in-Specter-clue-so
by  sylverwyld
 30 Oct 2008 03:57
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If you play out that metaphor then you'd have to say a) everyone gets to ride (not always true), b) they reliably follow the same course (never true), c) they get you where you're going (nah, they take you where they THINK you ought to go), d) they're big as a bus (OK, some are but most aren't), e) Eventually it is too late and the buses DO stop running.
 
 Grenache  27 Oct 2008 20:39
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 lol. I just have to point out that this response is halarious.
by  verum
 29 Oct 2008 03:52
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Well obviously you haven't been choosing the right um "busses".
 
 SlyOne  27 Oct 2008 17:09
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 why? because I know who I like bussing me a bout ? ;-)
by  sylverwyld
 27 Oct 2008 18:33
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