Back in the olden days (1400's) kings and queens were the dirtiest of the social ladder, peasants
bathed daily, were kings and queens heard from their very expensive philosophers: "getting dirty is
natural and natural is god-made, so by cleaning yourself your going against god...
Of course this is completely wrong, but how would i know I'm and atheist... :P
I'm sorry, but as much as I love wipes, unfortunately they have one uncanning draw back, if you do
it right, you may never have to pay for toilet tissue, I mean come on, should you really?
Wipes may get you cleaner but they leave you wet which in turn makes you use toilet paper anyways.
Plus, wipes are way too expensive for the amount you would need in comparison to toilet paper.