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Theatre Is Rubbish
When I go to a film, I might not like it very much, but I will get value for money. How often do I go to the theatre and find that it is absolute rubbish. Please bear in mind, it's the industry that I work in.
 Spartan76  20 Dec 2007 19:35
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You make some great points. Theatre, in my view, is essentially a dead art form. It is a story-telling medium but the fact is that there are simply far better ways to tell stories now. If playwrights were any good, they wouldn't be playwrights. They'd be scriptwriters, earning six or seven figures per year from Hollywood. So we end up with all these no-hopers writing sentimental, self-indulgent tosh.

And if you live in Scotland, as I do, you have an additional problem. For some reason, just about every Scottish play you see is full of made-up, pseudo-Scottish words that no Scottish person has ever actually used, like, say, "smetherin". "Soap smetherin', will ye?" What does it mean? No one really knows. Maybe the playwright looked it up in the Concise Scots Dictionary. Maybe he made it up himself. He seems to think he is doing some great patriotic service to his country by using these obscure words. I beg to differ.
 
 Hidell  09 Jan 2008 12:54
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Theatre is boring. Theatre is rubbish. I go often and when I go, I am almost always disappointed. Theatre is not cheap. I can see a Hollywood blockbuster for about six pounds, but I pay nine pounds or more to go to the theatre and most of it is total rubbish.

Now, here I want to clarify a point that many people do not understand. I am not talking about simply not enjoying something. There is a mile of difference between something that is not good and something that I do not enjoy. Having worked in the industry one way or the other for the past, fifteen years, I am good judge of what is high quality work and what is utter tosh.

Most of the plays that I see are poorly written, and even more poorly staged. The plays are navel-gazing tripe about things that might interest their middle class audiences, they do not interest. Surely the value of a great play is the same as the value of a great story. It keeps you guessing, it keeps you interested and as an audience member, you do not think or guess yourself ahead. Suspense makes a great story.

Somewhere along the way, theatre became self pleasuring nonsense. We lost the sense of the great story. Just because it can't do what television and film can do, doesn't mean that it shouldn't try to aim for something great.

Many times in the theatre, it seems the director is simply pleasuring themselves. At a recent production of an adaptation of Tamburlaine must Die at the Tron Theatre in Glasgow, the adaptor/director/designer Miller clearly had his mind set on just having a jolly. It wasn't good for the audience, and it was frankly embarrassing for the actors.
I do not understand why anyone would pay this person to continue to do their job. Then again, the theatre is a closed world, full of people scratching each others backs, and old gay boys network it often is. I don't resent the gay part, I do resent the network exists to further careers of talentless dilettantes.

Theatre should be written for everyone. I do not believe it is any longer. I believe it is written to make the middle class feel guilty about this or that. After all, the longer the writer is successful, the more middle class they are. They no longer represent the powerful voice they may have as a younger or less experienced writer.

Theatre can sometimes be wonderful. But rarely. It is highly subsidized, but no wonder people are cutting the funding all over the place if all they ever see is painfully boring, contemplative claptrap.

I suggest that we look again at how theatre is made, look for plays that actually entertain and develop us and less about the intelligentsia pandering to itself.
 
 Spartan76  20 Dec 2007 19:48
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It's entertainment. Who doesn't love entertainment?
 
 imright20  08 Oct 2008 22:44
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I prefer it to the movies.
 
 Specter87  24 Sep 2008 04:15
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You underestimate a beautiful art.
 
 Allie87  04 Sep 2008 17:05
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Theatre can even be better than film, in my opinion.

Sure, there's some absolutely terrible plays out there, but if you compare those to the amount of terrible movies out, well, I'll stick with theatre.
 
 Seabird111  22 Jun 2008 22:29
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It totally and completely depends on the movie you go to see.
I think you should do some background research before you go to see the film, in order to enjoy it more. Or even ask some people about it.
I have to agree somewhat though, there are some pretty lame films out there.
 
 insanity  02 Jun 2008 22:57
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Real talent often exists within theater. You can manipulate special effects within movies that can cover up your lack of skill to express and evoke emotions, but in theater all you have is yourself.
 
 mianastra  30 Apr 2008 00:37
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No, it's not!
It's entertainment, just like the tv!
It was around before any of you were, so why don't respect your "elders"!!
 
 im_trumpet  28 Apr 2008 13:44
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Theater is a place for people who have a bad time at home to take it out on stage by being somebody else and being a character they will never get to be in real life.
 
 hiddensc  04 Feb 2008 22:48
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Theatre is a place where a person learns to act and also gets to understand what it is to stand in front of a mass of people and explain them that you are not one among them. Nothing can ever be better for actors to learn acting other than the theatre. It induces in someone the ability to increase their sensibility and bring the better part of them more out of themselves. Many actors from all over the world has emerged out of the theatre background and has shown their artistic ability to the whole world. Their personality, representation of a character, understanding capability is seen to be much more than others. Theatre creates many talents and uplifts the culture from many aspects thus it has more prospective sides in terms of art and culture.
 
 sudipa  25 Jan 2008 20:32
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I've seen more movies that are rubbish than plays. It doesn't take talent to be a movie actor these days. You just stand in front of the special effects. The only real acting left is on stage.
Many of the movies I've seen have cost me more than money, they've cost me time I can never get back.

Script writing is hack work. Earnings don't equal talent, seven figures doesn't make you a good writer, just an expensive one.
 
 dodger  22 Jan 2008 01:15
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Now hear this: Thespians have more talent than those bloody screenactors. You have INSTANT feedback from your audience, and what do you think movies spawned from? Any movie actor (note the word actor, started by theater!) can take as many shots as they need to get it right, but it takes skill to do it in one shot. And name me one, single actor in a movie who memorized his entire script for a show. You can't because they might have teleprompters or simply scripts off screen to go review if they mess up.
 
 robotech  22 Jan 2008 00:49
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I disagree here. I personally enjoy going to the theatre. It is cheesy, I guess but it's still a good experience. Going to the cinema all the time, takes its toll after a while, and your not going to go to the theatre very often, really are you? So, a once in a while trip to the theatre is great, to see something in a different way then on the big screen :)
 
 Cthomas24  10 Jan 2008 13:54
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 This was a misclick ^^; Sorry.
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 22 Jan 2008 01:10
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