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The U.S.A. Should Attack Canada
I don't have anything against Canada but we should totally attack them.
 Satchel  23 May 2008 04:15
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Yes! What are they going to do anyway throw maple syrup at us and then pull our shirts over out heads? They will probably be too drunk to notice anyway.
 
 eelmonkey  07 Aug 2008 08:46
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 hahahaha awesome. I'm going to say that to the Canadian at work. He'll laugh his arse off.
by  Specter87
 16 Oct 2008 20:22
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YES YES YES they have no good military weapons at all we can totally bomb Toronto, then use the air force and the NAVY the take care of the rest. Lol
 
 waleo  24 May 2008 05:40
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At first sight, this sounds like a ridiculous debate topic. But after giving it more careful consideration, I think it makes a lot of sense.

The 21st century is likely to be a grim one for the human race. We have almost used up the earth's accessible stockpiles of mineral energy. Other resource constraints will be felt soon too, or are being already, such as water and food. Canada has vast resources. In territorial extent, it is roughly as large as the US, yet it only has a fraction of the population. It's clear that the Canadians have not made full and effective use of their resources. An American takeover would lead to those resources being exploited more effectively. The challenges of the 21st century will force many states to discard some of the sentimentality that has characterised at least the public face of international relations for much of the 20th century, and, instead, pursue their own self-interests ruthlessly once again.

It's clear that the Canadians derive many benefits from proximity to their larger neighbour. For example, they are substantially protected by the American military. Yet they don't pay their fair share of the taxes required to sustain this military. So, in a way, they are free-loading on American benevolence. Taking over the country would help rectify this situation. It would also allow more effective border control across the north American land space, helping limit the threat from terrorism even more.

Politically, Canada is fairly enlightened compared to many states within the US. It could be expected to vote reliably Democratic in presidential elections. This could be a useful leavening influence in American politics. The Canadian vote could tip the scales in many close presidential elections, leading America in a more enlightened direction.

Perhaps the takeover of Canada could be accomplished peacefully, through threats or plebiscites. If not, however, it is likely that the military conquest of the country would be more difficult than expected. America tends to prefer fighting against little third-world countries with no technology. The experience of defeating them easily has shaped the American perception of war, and led to an excess of enthusiasm for it. The heavy losses likely to be incurred in a takeover of Canada would perhaps instil in Americans a greater appreciation of the horrors of war. It is also likely that subtle and unconscious racial perceptions lead, in part, to the American public's acceptance of their government's global belligerence. Mangled brown people just don't move the American conscience in the way that mangled white people are likely to. The war on Canada should deliver enough mangled white people to break through these barriers of racial perception. Hopefully, as a result, America would be less inclined to pursue belligerent policies around the world.

All things considered, I think there is a great deal to be gained from an American takeover of Canada. The price of the lives of the soldiers killed in the fighting may be one that is worth paying for the benefits acquired, and, if it leads to an America which pursues more peaceful policies around the world, may even result in a net gain in human lives through an avoidance of future American wars.
 
 Hidell  23 May 2008 14:40
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 Canada does not really rely on the protection of the US military; in fact, until the interwar period, most politicians felt that Canadians relied on the British to protect them from the Americans. Canada faces no direct threat from any country, and in retrospect it has become clear that it didn't even face a military threat from the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

There seems to be a somewhat incorrect assumption internationally that Canada is a pacifist country, which poses no threat to anyone, but also lacks the military power to defend itself. Yet considering the low level of military threat we face, the 62,000 regular soldiers who form the core of the Canadian Forces (CF/FC) and the 25,000 reservists are quite capable of providing a good level of defence.

I still think that the UK would be morally obliged to assist Canada in the case of a US invasion, considering that we are part of the Commonwealth. What good is the whole nonsense to us if all we get is the Queen on our $20 note coupled with the occasional Royal visit, and low-budget British television programming?

As for an American invasion--I'm not convinced that they would know where to find us, at least if Canadian satirist Rick Mercer's televised discussions with Americans are any indication. Watch it and weep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo
by  mackenzie
 23 May 2008 17:56
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I think we should attack them and then leave them with a tiny island to call their own.
 
 Satchel  23 May 2008 04:16
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That would be a big waste of military supplies. There's nothing in Canada. We might as well attack Wyoming.
 
 ur_wrong  23 Oct 2008 23:17
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Like the stereotype, you Americans are freakin' gun crazy. Canada is a great country, and we Canadians did more stuff then US did at WWII!!!!
 
 ghosthunt  06 Jun 2008 21:49
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 1. At WWII? learn to conjigate.
2. No you didn't.
3. Canada is not great
4. Donuts and hockey is not culture.
by  eelmonkey
 07 Aug 2008 08:45
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The US have made enough military errors with Vietnam, Irak, etc. Stop it !
An attack on a friendly neighbor would be immediately condemned by all the other nations on earth
 
 Garamond  06 Jun 2008 20:56
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And what exactly would be the reason for attacking them?
 
 sensai80  23 May 2008 15:41
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Why the hell would you do that?
You didn't even give a reason!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
 helenbobby  23 May 2008 14:08
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For me, everybody who has posted on this side of the debate has said it all.

I feel you need a hatchet wound on your face; I don't know why.
 
 Snipex  23 May 2008 14:06
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Canada is our number one trading partner, and our first source for oil. Canada and the US have the largest unprotected border in the world. We are their number one trading partner and vice verse (actually not sure if this has changed since last i looked).

There are some wacky things that go on in Canada with their tensions between Anglo and Franco populations, but that's their deal.

Canada also offers a good neutral buffer between the US and other countries that are not so happy with us. Diplomatically this is valuable, if played properly by both sides.

Canada is a good resource for us and we are a good resource for them. There would be absolutely no benefit in attacking, on the contrary we should improve our partnership with Canada and the rest of this hemisphere. We should combine our strengths, and work harder at resolving our differences (of which there really aren't that many in the scope of the world). The world is getting smaller everyday, and having a strong hemisphere will only improve everyone's situation.
 
 innomen  23 May 2008 13:21
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 Hehe I like how you take this debate so seriously.
by  helenbobby
 23 May 2008 14:08
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No because that would not help our position in the earth because we have already got a war going of we don't need another one it wouldn't help at all
 
 craig  23 May 2008 08:25
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Just try it, and your army will soon find out that it might be easy to invade, but much harder to conquer Canada. We could also flood your market with cheap lumber and destroy your entire lumber industry very rapidly, as well as shut off your power in parts of the eastern United States, thanks to our control of Hydro-Québec. Although most of our cities are in close proximity to the US border, we could use much the same strategy as the Russians did against both nineteenth and twentieth century invaders; namely, we could keep retreating further north, or to the west, if your invasion came from the east. Although the US army is sizeable, it would not be large enough to mount an invasion across the full length of the US-Canadian border at once.

There is also quite a lot of goodwill towards Canada in the world, so I doubt that other nations would simply stand by and allow a US invasion to occur, without any response. In some cases, the response may have more to do with their own self-interest, like with Russia, which has interests in the north and continues to have a land dispute with Canada over the Arctic. I suspect that the United Kingdom would probably act as well, if the US initiated an offensive attack against Canada, considering that the country is still part of the Commonwealth.

A better idea would be to simply maintain good relations with Canada. The US is fortunate to have such a peaceful neighbour to the north, even if many of our prime ministers have had tense relations with your presidents.
 
 mackenzie  23 May 2008 05:19
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This is a terrible idea. We'd waste a ton of lives and resources taking them over but then afterwards we'd corrupt their politics and ruin their economy too. We'd have nowhere to go when our subsidized commercialise society caves into the most massive depression the US has ever seen.
 
 JohnShier  23 May 2008 04:22
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Canada is a great partner, and we shouldn't alienate them at all. Plus, they have much oil, which we could all use. However, if we did attack Canada, we could easily crush them. (No offense Canadians)
 
 Custommade  23 May 2008 04:17
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 You are right they couldn't sisi slap us if they tried
by  Satchel
 23 May 2008 04:18
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