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I had to erase everything because I rushed. I just don't get it...
All right...
We can tell some things about the Creator(s).
He/it/them is/are super powerful, having created out of nothing.
He intended to create, obviously.
This means that there is a reason for existence.
To entertain the God? Unlikely. The God has created a universe of beauty and order, so it is likely
for enjoyment, and not entertainment to mess with creatures and torment them, as some have thought,
as if the God is evil.
There is the "problem of evil," which is easily explained by alleged revelatory texts, especially
the Bible, which says that evil was not part of the original creation.
Evil came about because the most exalted creature, Adam, with free will, chose to do wrong. This
came about later, of course.
Since it doesn't make sense that the Creator would make a world that had evil and death and decay to
begin with, it makes sense that the blame is ours, for it is undeniable that we do evil and we
alone. Animals don't, for they do not know what evil is.
So, the question is: Why does the Creator make a unique creature with free will and knowledge of
good and evil, who would inevitably bring death to the whole creation?
The alleged revelatory scripture called the Bible says that it is because the Creator wants love
from his special creation of man, and love can not come about without free will. This explains why
the Creator allowed for death to enter the world. Because God wants to have beings like him who will
love him and who will be loved by him.
So, why would the divine one be a bunch of spaghetti?
Why would the Creator be a food?
Well, why would a bunch of spaghetti with eyes make us the most exalted creature?
As stupid as FSM is, it is better than atheism, which denies ultimate Reason.
FSM is pro-Reason for the origin of the decay of nature.
Atheism is anti-Reason when it comes to the same.
So, the Atheists who bring up the Spaghetti monster are bringing up something more rational than
their faith that's utterly stupid, showing that their faith is even stupider.
That's the way the meatball bounces!
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I got a message from the Flying Spaghetti Monster last night. He speaks to me sometimes. He said I
had to go around shooting people while shouting "Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia!". I'm collecting the
ammunition and giving away all my stuff now. |
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Nah, I don't think God is high-carb, I've always believed he was more high-protein, or perhaps
instead calorie free like a glass of water. Of course the Catholics disagree, they think he's tiny
wafers of bread, which would indeed lend support to the high-carb theory. Maybe that's why they eat
such little pieces of God - you know so they don't get fat from too much God? |
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The contents of that link mock claims made by young-Earth creationists and Intelligent Design
proponents, not necessarily the idea of a god. If your intent is to use that link as a reference,
your debate should be rephrased to say “The Flying Spaghetti Monster Makes About As Much Sense As
Young-Earth Creationism Or Intelligent Design”. |
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You are crazy |
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11 Nov 2009 01:00
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