Believe it or not, I am a vegetable psychic and I have spoken with both corn and lima beans and they both hate each other. They do not like being packaged and served together. I think we need to respect their feelings and not force them to be served together anymore unless they asked to be served this way, because I did speak to a few ears of corn and a few lima beans who said they really enjoyed this diversity. This is a joke. The real debate is, is this funny or not? Vote for humor value only, okay?
I don't think corn and lima beans need to be formally separated, but certainly someone should talk
to corn and make it clear how much it degrades itself by being involved with lima beans. Lima beans
can only make corn worse, and putting the two together doesn't really make lima beans any better.
It's a lose-lose situation.
And finally, who wants to be known as "succotash" anyway? Would you get married if you had to take
on the last name "Turdsucker"?
I'm against making succotash illegal. I think corn and lima beans need stop hating and being
prejudice. We all need to live in this garden together. Sincerely, Peas and Carrots
If God intended corn and lima beans to be packaged, served and eaten together, don't you think he would have made them to grow together on the same plant, No! It's just unnatural!
08 Nov 2008 15:46
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