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Saying "SHAZAM!" Before You Fart Makes It Funny
It would even make it OK if you did that in an elevator
 eelmonkey  02 Aug 2008 19:33
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Shazam works with many things.
 
 Specter87  30 Sep 2008 04:26
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I never thought of it before... But ya it would make it funnier
 
 corli2323  28 Aug 2008 01:12
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I almost SHAZAMED my pants after reading this
 
 iLoveJesus  26 Aug 2008 04:14
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Just reading the title of this debate made me laugh.
 
 ur_wrong  26 Aug 2008 03:54
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I hadn't considered it before, but SHAZAM, does without a doubt make a fart funnier!

I do agree that "Pull my finger" is a classier to drop wolf bait.

I also agree that floating an air biscuit is just funny by itself.

I may have to start a new debate, but I do believe this is likely the greatest debate on this entire site!
 
 Cons_Lies  15 Aug 2008 03:13
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Shazam! Is a funny enough word to make a whole lot of things funny. You could branch out from just the farting. But keep in mind you have to use it sparingly or it will just get old and stale, like your farts. And making an action funny doesn't make it right or polite. If someone cuts the tires on your car eelmonkey and then screams "Shazam!" you'd still be pretty pissed off.
 
 Grenache  03 Aug 2008 14:26
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I agree, this is hilarious. But yet, It would still make the act of doing so inappropriate.
 
 JessicaR  03 Aug 2008 11:35
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Giving anyone around you any kind of cryptic warning and then letting them try to figure it out whilst the smell is imminent - is funny.
 
 Snipex  02 Aug 2008 23:02
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Takes away the suspense.
 
 verum  30 Sep 2008 04:24
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That's not funny that is immature. Pull my finger isnt even funny.
 
 celva_olva  24 Sep 2008 13:25
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No, pull my finger remains the only classy way to fart.
 
 2free  04 Aug 2008 00:59
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I disagree, farts are funny by themselves. A funny comment just enhances the existing funny.
 
 finsch  03 Aug 2008 23:02
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Not really.
 
 sander  02 Aug 2008 20:28
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 dude you just like to put EVERYTHING down don't you.
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