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Santa is real. There's plenty of proof. I hear him talk to me so hes real. Where do all the presents come from? Why are there reindeer? We need to get this stuff in schools NOW. We all go to the north pole when we die. He is coming back on 12/21/12 so you better believe him if you want to go the the north pole or your going to spend forever at a clay aikon concert. This is fact because i FEEL it is.
 iLoveJesus  02 Sep 2008 07:48
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I believe in Santa. I saw him at the mall before. And when I wrote him letters, he would always write back. This is how I know he exists.

Don't forget to leave milk and cookies for Santa on X-mas eve. (and a carrot for the reindeer to fight over.)
 
 SlyOne  01 Nov 2008 06:06
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I Know Santa my grandmother makes his suite
 
 fro2755  09 Sep 2008 22:08
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Yes but his name somehow got garbled from "Satan Claws". And yes, he does plan to pay all the "good" boys and girls a little visit. Har har har.
 
 Grenache  02 Sep 2008 16:49
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Aye! I believe in Santa. Reminds me of one Christmas morning a cop on horseback was patrolling the streets of New York when a young kid stopped next to him on his new bike. The cop said: "Nice bike you got there kid. Was it a present from Santa?"
"Yeah," replied the kid.
"Well next year," said the cop "tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." And with that he issued the kid with a 20 dollar bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, however, before riding off he said to the cop: " By the way
that's a nice horse you got there. Was it a present from Santa?"
The cop thought he'd humor the kid. "As a matter of fact it was."
"Well said the kid, "next year tell Santa to put a dick underneath the horse instead of on top!"
I'M SURE THAT KID WAS YOU iLoveJesus!
 
 joe9  02 Sep 2008 15:53
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 I really enjoyed that... I'm gonna use that joke.
haha
by  SlyOne
 01 Nov 2008 06:02
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Because the mince pies tell me so.
Ho and the sherry.
 
 keepmindok  02 Sep 2008 15:30
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Gosh, you got to be kidding....
OK Santa isn't really cuz ...
1. Who has PROOF that he is real?
2. If no one ever saw him, how do we know he looks like that?
3. I don't think you could see Santa in the sky wit reindeers
4. Have you ever thought of your parents getting you gifts????
 
 iluvblu213  11 Dec 2008 05:09
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I hope you're joking. If you're not, then you're a sick person.

Some information for you: The traditional American Santa Claus was based on a real man that lived on some small island. Once a year around Christmas time he would give presents to the small children, because he was really nice. His name was St. Nick.

Besides, my great uncle Nelson shot Santa.
 
 bookworm3  25 Nov 2008 02:59
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How can you believe that a big fat person in a red suit fits in your chimney?
 
 naz  11 Oct 2008 14:12
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 Didn't you know that Santa's magic?
by  SlyOne
 01 Nov 2008 05:59
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Just... Just NO!
 
 Tromanator  22 Sep 2008 11:58
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 I know who's getting a lump of coal in their stocking!
by  SlyOne
 01 Nov 2008 06:07
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I assume that you are being sarcastic.
 
 Romains1  11 Sep 2008 20:44
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 (has to be sarcastic;-)
by  Scorpion
 11 Sep 2008 20:51
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+ 20 Internets for you; You just discovered the secret of the world! Congratulations.

By the way, you might want to get a doctor to take a little look-see at that Schizophrenia, if you're serious.
 
 Jaz  09 Sep 2008 22:18
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So is Tinkerbell and SPONGEBOB!!!! Not. Look kid, you are a christian and i respect your rights to choose your religion but Santa's a lie along with god and every other thing you'll believe,
 
 jjgirl14  03 Sep 2008 23:11
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 i'm not christian. who said i was?
by  iLoveJesus
 06 Sep 2008 07:33
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This is not a real debate. Please tell me your not serious.
 
 Andromeda  02 Sep 2008 20:17
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Like the sphinx!
 
 Balance_92  02 Sep 2008 15:20
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