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Right Wing American Televangelist Are Really Going To Kick Themselves If They Get To The Gates Of Heaven To Find Jesus And The Apostles Waving Rainbow Flags And Singing "It's Raining Men."

Just for fun. Imagine Pat Robertson, John Hague, Jerry Falwell are at the gates of heaven and god bellows down, "I'm not talking to you." And Jesus comes saying you're going over there pointing towards the back door disco on the side of heavens gate. EDIT This is just to poke fun at the televangelist who would spread hate. This is not meant to offend normal Christians, if i have offended anyone I apologise, I did not think when I posted, I would have worded it much differently.

kddan

02 Jul 2009 20:16

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It wud be soooo cool if jesus was gay :P

kiim

08 Jul 2009 11:05

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I dont understand this fully but i know it vaguely and i say yeah very good point.
It made me laugh too LOL

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Lynchee

05 Jul 2009 19:05

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The point is IF there's a heaven and a final judgment we really don't know how God would judge. Quite possibly the bitter condescending self-righteous judgement exhibited by the staunchly religious is a more serious infraction in God's eyes than those with happy alternative lifestyles.

I don't know the answer. Just focus on living your own life as a good person and stop trying to force others' to live their lives your way.

Grenache

03 Jul 2009 13:05

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Well I don't believe anyway and I'm not trying to force others to live their life my way. (Or was that aimed at those nasty Christians, I'm sorry if I took that the wrong way) I have respect for regular Christians but the ones I mentioned above disgust me. The way they act and the things they say and then they get all these honors when they die, look at Falwell. And I ask for what? Spreading hatred and trying to change the law to take away minority rights. If there is a heaven I would hope god has a sense of humour and punishes them in that way.

kddan

03 Jul 2009 13:17

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It would be only what they deserved. If only it were true...

Evileye

02 Jul 2009 22:14

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Lol it is quite a funny mental picture, a bit disrespectful though

WelshyRhi

02 Jul 2009 21:53

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See my response below.

kddan

02 Jul 2009 21:54

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And the way I see it Bugman is that the Christians I mentioned are the worst sort of people. They are the most judgemental and hateful sort of people. I wasn't targeting the majority of Christians who would be completely fine with gays. I was making a funny comment about those who zoom in on a irrelevant chapter within the bible and base their whole lives around it.

EDIT This was supposed to be a comment for Bugman.

kddan

02 Jul 2009 21:51

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The way I see it, it isn't disrespectful as I would never target this comment at the majority of Chrstians. But the people I mentioned disrespect people everyday of their lives and spread their hate in any way they can. What I've said is absolutely nothing in comparasion to that bunch of intolerant morons.

kddan

02 Jul 2009 22:01

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I adore you Kddan, but perhaps it would have been more amusing to target only those people rather than paint a picture of Jesus strutting around like he was one of the Villiage People.  I personally am not offended because I know you and I know you meant no harm.  I think that those who don't know you might not understand your full intent.  You know that I have never told you that anything you have said or anything that you believe is wrong or bad.  I know you were making an attempt at humor and the people you mentioned are the kind of people who give Christianity a bad name, but like I said, perhaps you could come up with something that excludes Christ or God telling anyone to "talk to the hand".  The more I think of it, I must admit there is a little bit of an amusing aspect, but it is still probably offensive to those who might not "get" your intent.  You are very bright and have a great sense of humor.  I don't doubt that you can find a very creative and hysterical way to poke fun at those individuals without making God look foolish at the same time.  I'm not upset or anything...just don't want to see you get anyone all up in arms when I know you are truly only seeking to amuse.  xoxo  Hallie

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Since when have spirits had legs?...;-( Some people have a sadistic way of kicking themselves, the operative word being sad!

LordDaniel

05 Jul 2009 19:11

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This sounds a lot more like wishful thinking and fantacy on your part, than the reality of scripture.

keepmindok

04 Jul 2009 14:53

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Hence the use of the word, "if." And I'm not really considering scripture because I don't believe it but imagining the look on Robertson's face is a wonderful mental image.

kddan

04 Jul 2009 15:06

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You would not believe how incredibly offensive this is. Please remove it.

Bugman

02 Jul 2009 21:16

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Oh please Bugman, its funny and no more offensive than what others have posted in the past. Look at K9 or Godfifghter, this is hardly offensive, it's a funny mental image and even if I wanted to remove it I couldn't.

kddan

02 Jul 2009 21:21

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