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Religion Should Come With This:
"Use under guidance. Take a large dose once a week and smaller doses as necessary. Results may vary; not all users of this religion will experience identical results and use of religion is no guarantee of spirituality or goodness. Side effects may include: Detachment from reality, firm belief in the implausible, speaking in tongues, loss of foreskin, missing football games, odd looks in public, and the desire to smite those different than you. If you experience an epiphany lasting longer than four hours, discontinue use and seek psychiatric attention as this may be an indicator of complete and utter madness."
 OzzieMan  04 Jun 2008 20:37
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Lol this is just funny and so true. Like with a cigarettes, a frim warning about the dangerous implications to your health. Great idea.
 
 kddan  24 Sep 2008 16:05
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Ozzie, I'd have to totally agree with this one, since that is your belief, that is exactly what your experience would be, That is your unique, and personal relationship to God, how do you like it so far.......enjoy.
 
 stever  05 Jun 2008 19:59
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 How do I like it so far? Very much! Life is good. Though I do miss my dog.
by  OzzieMan
 05 Jun 2008 20:08
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LMAO!!!! That was fantastic, this warning should be handed out at every church service around the world.
 
 Andromeda  05 Jun 2008 19:16
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 bloody hilarious !!! ROFL
by  Scorpion
 02 Aug 2008 19:32
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That was the best!!!
 
 moreno  04 Jun 2008 21:33
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There really needs to be a warning for people who care about their intellectual integrity regarding religions and other types of irrational ideas. It's really sad to see so many people embracing illogical, ridiculous belief systems simply because it makes them feel good.
 
 Cephus  04 Jun 2008 21:13
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That is so hilarious yet so very true on all counts... Kudos to such a great statement- I'm sure you will have many people on here debating that you are "so crude"...I can see it now... It's a funny debate- can't wait to see the "other sides" comments/arguments...!!!!LMAO
 
 Misery08  04 Jun 2008 21:04
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Oh yes, a health warning just like on packs of cigarettes. A fine idea.
 
 Jahwobble  04 Jun 2008 21:00
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Lol, I love it. Get ready for the backlash.
 
 StBalders  04 Jun 2008 20:55
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 You were so right!!
by  OzzieMan
 05 Jun 2008 19:46
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I'm not offended. It's creative- whoever made it up. The thing is...most of you probably know that there are sane religious people out there with arguments you fail to find a flaw in. That might just possibly mean they are right and you are wrong on this God deal.
 
 Stranger  08 Oct 2008 02:54
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If one becomes religious and follows these legalistic views such as what you can and cannot do, that is different for every individual, what might be OK for one might be holding back someone else. No one should be religious, they should just have a personal relationship with God.
 
 johnsmith  05 Jun 2008 19:42
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 "No one should be religious, they should just have a personal relationship with God" -- convince the rest of the believers of that and all of us will be a lot happier.
by  OzzieMan
 05 Jun 2008 19:49
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OzzieMan, tolerance is key. Insulting people is not going to get you anywhere.
 
 XieXie  04 Jun 2008 21:59
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 I fail to see where the insult lies... and I'm willing to support my proposition point by point.
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 04 Jun 2008 23:14
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