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Quidditch, The Fictional Sport From The Harry Potter Series, Is The Most Illogical Sport Ever Devised.
Think about the rules of this sport and you will find how ridiculous it really is.
 chaew  06 May 2008 17:58
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The sport is fun in the book, but the "muggle" version is not to appealing to me.
 
 hobojoe81  01 Oct 2008 02:55
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The whole series is illogical. Why do wizards still use such primitive technologies if they can do magic?

And it does seem odd that a dude would end the game knowing his team would lose if he did. But keep in mind, he's a bulgarian. Maybe bulgarians are just weird that way.
 
 ur_wrong  28 Jul 2008 00:06
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 You're right here about the technologies! Why don't wizards send e-mails!? They're a hell of a lot quicker and they can't get intercepted like an owl.
by  chaew
 01 Oct 2008 17:12
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Yeah, but it is fun to read about.
 
 lavatis  06 May 2008 20:21
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I agree. It's so dangerous! People have died playing it (in this fictional world) and there are games recorded lasting somewhere in the region of 4 days. It's ridiculous and flawed on so many levels.
 
 Jakers  06 May 2008 18:03
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Obviously is. It would be chaos. But hey it's a book of fiction. Like the bible.
 
 Anti_hero  06 May 2008 17:58
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 Nice bit of subliminal messaging there Kid
by  Jakers
 06 May 2008 18:04
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Okay, so there are 7 players each assigned to do a specific job. There is a keeper, then 5 of them work together to get the quaffle through any of the 3 hoops, resulting in a 10 point award. Sounds fair enough, until you hear about the seeker and the snitch. Catching this small golden ball results in a whopping 150 points which ends the game. Why, for the love of God, doesn't every player on the team channel all of their efforts into catching the snitch (or at least "bludger" the hell out of the opponents seeker if only the seeker is allowed to catch the snitch)!? And also, JK Rowling totally underestimates the competitiveness of men if she thinks they would ever catch the snitch knowing that they won't win the game. This game is completely illogical and seriously flawed.
 
 chaew  06 May 2008 17:58
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 Only a woman could invent such a hilariously illogical game like Quidditch.

Feminists, don't stone me!
by  Carl
 06 May 2008 18:51
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No. It isn't the most illogical sport to be devised. Okay, perhaps 150 points is a little too much, but, the Snitch is supposed to be incredibly difficult to catch. The Beaters on each team do all they can to disrupt the seeker from catching the Snitch, so it's not as if it's easy. Only the Seeker is allowed to catch the Snitch and the Beaters can be pretty rough!

If you've read the books, which I'm assuming you have, the game only ends when the Seeker catches the Snitch, which means some matches have go on for days. You say that JK Rowling underestimates the competitiveness of men but in one of the books (Goblet of Fire I believe) a character does catch the Snitch knowing that his team will lose the game. He does this to end the match as he sees no chance of winning due to the other team having a tremendous amount of points.

As for her being a woman, I think she writes the sport quite well! If you read the matches in the books, they are very well written and entertaining. I'm pretty sure you'd find it competitive if you were on a broomstick having Bludgers thrown left, right and centre at you!

Seriously though, it's better just to enjoy the story than analyse parts such as Quidditch. I never thought about the rules too much, I just enjoyed it for how it was written.
 
 louise23  06 May 2008 22:58
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