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Pants With Big, Plastic Linings And Long Sippy Straws Would Be A Great Invention. The Pockets Could Be Filled With Hot Soup, Tea Or Coffee And Sipped Upon As One Took Winter Walks. This Would Warm The Legs And "innerds."
I'll be a millionaire.
 kkcoyne  15 Dec 2008 19:18
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Excellent invention : When will your trademark be out on it?
 
 Rapunzel  15 Dec 2008 23:26
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Seems like a good idea although I am a little dubious about butt warmed soup! Man, a dozen puns about using matzah ball soup just went through my mind, none of which I think I could get away with on this site.
 
 finsch  15 Dec 2008 22:08
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 a urinal will have to come with it, of course.....or something.....
by  Rapunzel
 15 Dec 2008 23:27
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Heh, that would be a neat invention. The only problem would probably be the weight, but heck, it would be neat to try it out.

Just gotta make sure the drink doesn't freeze in the straw...I don't know how the heck it would do that, but you always got to be prepared.
 
 Starburst  15 Dec 2008 21:34
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Interesting. I'm sure novelty magazines would sell them. But be careful you insulate them well or make them sign a release or you could be in for some serious lawsuits... "Your honor, when McDonald's filled me up with hot coffee I had no idea it would make me sterile. I'm suing for $10 million." Also good luck on washing and drying those pants.
 
 Grenache  15 Dec 2008 21:09
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Nah.. Would be uncomfortable... And bulgy. And what if the pockets break. Hot tea, coffee or soup down your legs.
 
 kitten  20 Mar 2009 23:28
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 My pants are always bulgy.
by  justsumguy
 21 Mar 2009 00:44
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