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Noah's Ark Is Fiction
I find it difficult to believe that one man and his family managed to round up all 30+ million species on this planet and fit them onto a boat.
 openurmind  26 Mar 2008 21:30
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I am appalled that the voting is this close.

Hundreds of acres of land to stage the animals

Hundreds of tons of food (every day) to bring in and tons of excrement (every day) to cart out

Millions of species, most of which do not want to be right next to the other... Fights, escapes, panics, mating riots... Read just one of Gerald Durrell's many books on collecting live animals and you'll see the disaster this would have turned out to be.

It's an exaggeration of something like three guys on a raft with a goat.
 
 OzzieMan  08 Jun 2008 00:49
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It's just a story. Besides, why would god kill millions of people? It just doesn't seem like the god that the church teaches. The church teaches that god loves us. If he did, then why would he drown millions of people?
 
 mastermov  08 Jun 2008 00:33
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 read the old testament again...
by  openurmind
 23 Sep 2008 22:51
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As I do not believe in God, then yes,
I believe that it is fictional
 
 martlamb  23 May 2008 14:30
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The fable of "Noah's ark" is a retelling of a story from ancient Babylon, about king Atrahasis.

But then, every story in buybull mythology is borrowed from earlier religions:

- The word "christ" or "christos" in Greek, is a perversion of the name of "Krishna", the Hindu god.
- The "ten commandments" fable is a direct ripoff of the tale of Gilgamesh, Marduk, and the Code Of Hammurabi.
- The myth of "moses" is stolen from the factual story of Ramses (a baby found floating on the Nile and raised to be king of Egypt).
- The mythical "jesus" is a ripoff of more than dozen "saviours" from mythologies more than 2000 years old: Krishna, Mithras, Osiris, etc. There were SIXTEEN mythical "saviours" before the jesus myth was invented.


And so on. Everything in Christianity is stolen from pre-existing religions, especially the myth of noah.


I forgot! Not only the above, but consider this:

(1) The fictional "ark" is a stationary object almost 200 metres long on a 2000 metre tall mountain, and it cannot be located using satellites and other technology.

(2) Asteroids in the asteroid belt, over 100 million kilometres away and travelling at 10,000 kilometres per hour, can be individually identified by satellites. Many of the asteroids are as small as 10 metres long.

Scientists cannot find what does not exist. The ark is a myth.
 
 K9  26 Apr 2008 19:45
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 Annotated version: The fable of "Noah's ark" is a retelling of a story from ancient Babylon, about king Atrahasis.(So?)

But then, every story in buybull mythology is borrowed from earlier religions:

- The word "christ" or "christos" in Greek, is a perversion of the name of "Krishna", the Hindu god.(No, you ignorant dumbass, it means "the anointed")
- The "ten commandments" fable is a direct ripoff of the tale of Gilgamesh, Marduk, and the Code Of Hammurabi.(So?)
- The myth of "moses" is stolen from the factual story of Ramses (a baby found floating on the Nile and raised to be king of Egypt).(Says who? Moses didn't become king, anyway. He was raised in a royal household, along with several thousand others)
- The mythical "jesus" is a ripoff of more than dozen "saviours" from mythologies more than 2000 years old: Krishna, Mithras, Osiris, etc. There were SIXTEEN mythical "saviours" before the jesus myth was invented.(Only completely gullible idiot still spreads that nonsense.)


And so on. Everything in Christianity is stolen from pre-existing religions, especially the myth of noah.(Who told you this?)


I forgot! Not only the above, but consider this:

(1) The fictional "ark" is a stationary object almost 200 metres long on a 2000 metre tall mountain, and it cannot be located using satellites and other technology.(Wood rots. And besides, didn't it occur to you it may just be intended as FICTION?)

(2) Asteroids in the asteroid belt, over 100 million kilometres away and travelling at 10,000 kilometres per hour, can be individually identified by satellites. Many of the asteroids are as small as 10 metres long.(Asteroids, unlike wood, do not rot.)

Scientists cannot find what does not exist. The ark is a myth. (My living is 10 meters across, no satellite can find it, so my living room is a myth.) (I can only conclude, once again, you are a historically illiterate bigot. Get off this site and save us alot of trouble.)
by  Mark
 23 May 2008 02:50
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I actually had an argument with a Jehovah's Witness about this and he was convinced it had happened. His reason that it was possible was because the boat was big, about 450 feet long and that there weren't millions of species just around 400 types. His logic was you didn't need all the species of monkeys, for example, just one type that the other types came from. (Evolution?).
When I still queried how they all fitted on, he said some were eggs! He was serious.
He also told me that the majority of dinosaurs were vegetarian and had been put on the earth to clear the vegetation out of the way for the coming of man. I shut the door..............
 
 Jahwobble  13 Apr 2008 01:12
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I wonder how many people on the right column are religious because they chose to be or because they follow their parents beliefs. My grandparents are catholic my mother had to go to a catholic school all the way through to middle school and she decided that religion was fictional. And I too am Agnostic. Now at the same time I will not say that if my mother had decided to follow the catholic faith that i would not be catholic. I recently went to a friend's mother's funeral and they had the whole religious thing going on with asing into the next life and times of healing. I realized that religion isn't all bullshit, and I scold myself for believing so previously. There are a lot of good morals that many religions promote. But as for bible stories I believe that nearly all of the are fictional. Without undeniable proof there is only theory. Religion unfortunately is just one of those theories.....Now as for Noah, maybe somewhere on this earth when that story was written there was a huge flood and it wiped out most of a city and one crazy dude thought he might save life's existence by building an ark maybe not even a large ark, told all the people in town that he was going to get to of all animals and upon the end of the flood people wrote stories of Noah and his ark which came to be what it is today...But simply believing something because it has been written down and read by millions does not make sense. Right now I could go out and tell people that The moon farted created Earth and everything in it and that is how earth was created and I bet you that someone out there in this world will believe it right it down in a book and maybe some tribe in a foreign country will practice a religion that worships the moon......That is all that the Prophet Mohammad did and Islam is one of the most widely practiced religions in the world. If one person creates a story and others feel it explains there existence and how they feel about life then you have the foundation of a religion that can spread into many small tales and stories which people will believe such such as Noah's Ark. To the people to the right --------------->It is time to get real and ask ourselves if you can truly think for yourself on religion or have our parents decided for you and you have never contested there beliefs

Hidell rocks
 
 Evidence  03 Apr 2008 05:11
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So for all of you quoting the bible, I would like to know how you explain the 30 million different species on Earth. If Noah didn't pack them up on his Ark then surly evolution had a role in their creation. Either way it contradicts your literal translation of the bible and fervent disbelief of Evolution. You can't have it both ways, sorry.



Also, during the time of the "global" flood man had no concept of the vastness of the Earth so how could anyone possibly know that there was a global flood in a time when everyone still believed the world was flat?
 
 openurmind  27 Mar 2008 17:57
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 That was freakin' awesoem I totally forgot about that!!
by  Evidence
 03 Apr 2008 22:27
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Of course it didn't happen, it's a fairy tale like everything else in the Bible. Every shred of evidence we have shows conclusively that a worldwide flood couldn't possibly have happened and even the most cursory evaluation of the story in the Bible demonstrates that the whole concept of the ark is ludicrous.

But to a true believer, no matter how idiotic the idea is, they'll cling to it desperately because they're intellectually incapable of admitting that their most cherished beliefs are complete BS.
 
 Cephus  27 Mar 2008 00:52
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 Have to agree with you Cephus. It is a fairy tale , just as the rest of the Bible is. I wonder, when Jesus fed the 5,000. Did he get bogof from Tesco.(every little helps)
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 27 Mar 2008 12:11
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If it did happen, which of course it didn't, why did Noah save the blo ody wasp? How did he tell a female hamster from a male one? How did he stop the Tigers and Lions ragging the wildebeest and Gazzells? No I am starting to think this Bible is made up.
 
 StBalders  26 Mar 2008 22:21
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It's in the Bible - it probably didn't happen.
 
 Snipex  26 Mar 2008 22:09
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 It is also in EVERY culture's lessons.
by  XieXie
 23 May 2008 02:36
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When looking at the Bible, I see a piece of literature just like any other book I would read. I do not consider the majority of content within the Bible to be literal in any way, as many of the concepts and ideas within the book seem very metaphorical to me. Also, in order for someone to assume that the story of Noah's Ark was not fictional, they must first assume that the global catastrophe associated with the Biblical references even occurred to begin with, which present day evidence clearly does not support. With that said, there is not a single piece of archaeological, geological, or historical evidence supporting the idea that a global flood occurred anytime within the recent past.
 
 Hizashi  26 Mar 2008 21:42
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It was a real ark and a literal flood. Here is a link to help you better understand how it happened.

Http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v19/i2/animals.asp

also, there are many, many different flood stories from the ancient world that parallel the Bible's account of it.
 
 created  28 Sep 2008 16:32
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Noah had god to help him that answers the question pretty much
 
 pooleyric  15 May 2008 13:29
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 life must be pretty simple for you, every time something happens that you cannot explain you put god in the equation and somehow poof that's how it is.
by  openurmind
 23 Sep 2008 22:50
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It's in the Bible so it's real.
 
 nike1989  06 May 2008 10:18
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 I enjoy seeing people use the "Biblical Method".

"If it's in the Bible, it's true."

This conceptual method lacks so much rationality it's laughable.
by  Hizashi
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During the age of Noah, there wasn't as many species as there is today. Take a mule for instance,a mule is the product of breeding a horse with a donkey. Mules cannot reproduce. Today's species are the many centuries of cross breeding, whether natural or by humans making it happen.
 
 pusspuss  01 May 2008 04:37
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 20 million different species!!
by  openurmind
 04 May 2008 23:19
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Historical context: There are numerous stories emerging from Mesopotamia about huge floods. It is likely there was an actual big flooding. But I highly doubt it is the exact event described in the Bible.
 
 Mark  01 May 2008 01:27
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Something may have happened that was exaggerated to a huge proportion. Most legends are based in something.
 
 innomen  13 Apr 2008 01:21
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 If this is true then how did the first legend begin?
by  openurmind
 04 May 2008 23:18
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