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Ninjas Are Cooler Than Pirates
My friend told me to post this. :)
 taffy4jc  06 Feb 2008 23:06
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Ninjas PWN
 
 angiehorse  14 Jan 2010 03:12
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Why is this even a debate/
 
 gamenut  08 Jan 2010 04:18
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Ninjas are way better than pirates..
 
 Mandaz17  21 Nov 2009 01:27
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But...

Pirates are trapped on a boat with men. Tempting each other to a sexual destiny that I would much rather not share (homosexuality or bisexuality)

Checkmate back bunbun
 
 gottfried  15 Apr 2009 21:25
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 You seem to know a lot about pirates gottfried Matey, and chess, too...;-)
by  LordDaniel
 04 Aug 2009 22:19
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People rather be a clean cut, sneaky ninja with the ability to kill you 10 seconds before you know you are dead then a buck tooth yellow teeth, raggedy, fake cowboy hat wearing pirates, who main purpose is to steal
 
 coelho  16 Mar 2009 19:32
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Ninjas are awesome and mysterious and have numchuck things.
 
 hobojoe81  10 Dec 2008 22:29
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Really random but I agree. Ninjas are much cooler then pirates because they have swords and kick ass. Pirates just pillage and plunder, which is outdated and boring.
 
 Tromanator  10 Dec 2008 22:21
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I feel obligated to agree with you.
 
 Specter87  30 Nov 2008 02:26
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 Of course you would you crazy dancing ninja!
by  SlyOne
 30 Nov 2008 02:29
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The stealthy, skilled, and sly agaisnt the drunk, blind and handicapt. Clear win for the Ninja's. Allthough it would be fun getting drunk on a large ship searching for treasure with your buds.
 
 verum  23 Sep 2008 02:06
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Their costume is awesome and stylish. They can fight better than pirates .
 
 abdul  25 Aug 2008 16:42
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Ninjas are stealthier and they probably don't smell as bad.
 
 ur_wrong  09 Jun 2008 06:01
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Ninjas are the best they can sneak around and come out of nowhere and kick your butt
 
 msprngr03  10 May 2008 02:58
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Heck Yeah, They're stealthy.

But I guess I'm comparing the ninjas from Naruto and
Pirates from One Piece.

In manga, Nijas own.
In real life, Ninjas own.
 
 Skypexxic  01 May 2008 23:09
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Ninjas own Pirates.... Straight up...
 
 Azmatan  14 Apr 2008 02:40
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Ninjas are highly trained assassins, while pirates are just failures at life who are recruited off the street. Also they wear black, and that's cool.
 
 Lolocaust  03 Mar 2008 00:13
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Ninjas are specifically trained men from Japan who are specialized in making use of most of the methods of warfare. They are very sharp and fast in their application and they exactly know what to use and at what moment. Whereas Pirates are the one who are specialized in robbery mainly in the sea or in the sea shore and docks. These pirates are mainly seen in the Pacific Ocean and Indian Ocean. Ninjas are not always into causing harm to people but as said earlier that Pirates are mainly robbers so they are harmful in some way or the other. Though Ninjas are also often involved in assassination but generally these are meant for a good cause. They used their skills also to sabotage and espionage. But in most cases they used to do this to protect their community from their enemies.
 
 sudipa  23 Feb 2008 00:03
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Too right.... Ninja's all the way
 
 bushy  22 Feb 2008 02:03
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If bad teeth, ragged cloths and being drunk all the time is your thing than by all means you should be against this. Ninjas on the other hand have way cooler equipment - from their throwing stars to climbing claws. Ninjas are also far more skilled at winning deliberately, whereas pirates typically will stumble on the solution while intoxicated. And need I go into the art of the silent kill.

I really can sum this up with - ASKANINJA.COM
 
 Cliffo  11 Feb 2008 11:27
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Yeah! They are.
 
 taffy4jc  06 Feb 2008 23:07
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Pirates rule the 'SEAS!' mi Matey!
 
 LordDaniel  04 Aug 2009 22:20
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 I figured you'd post on this side......
by  DdAWg
 09 Jan 2010 03:41
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No pirates are way cooler. How many popular films do you know about ninjas?? That everyone knows. None. Ha.
Pirates of the Caribean is one of the most well known films out! Everyone loves pirates man,.
 
 Lynchee  23 Apr 2009 14:04
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Pirates are so cool, they can stop global warming. Checkmate, ninja lovers.
 
 bunbun  15 Feb 2009 07:15
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 How do pirates stop global warming?
by  SlyOne
 15 Feb 2009 07:22
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Dose it matter
 
 Amber2015  02 Feb 2009 05:52
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 Ninja's have no fun.

Pirates take over ships, and even cruise ships.

but....

(check my ninja post)
by  gottfried
 15 Apr 2009 21:24
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Are you crazy? Why sneak around in a black loin cloth and spend hours trying to assassinate someone when you can just blow him ti hell with a bloody cannon?! It's preposterous to think otherwise.
 
 wallaceg12  16 Dec 2008 21:08
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I'd rather put up with "shiver me timbers!" Or being stabbed in the back (literally, like sticking a knife in there and taking my wallet) then chumming up with a guy in a mask who skulks around all day.
 
 Homestar  30 Nov 2008 02:25
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 "chumming up" I did learn something useful from Joe9's posts after all.
by  Homestar
 30 Nov 2008 02:29
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They're both criminals, and they both suck.

Even though a Ronin would probably kill a Captain Hook in a fight, it has nothing to do with being "cool".
 
 grokit  23 Sep 2008 01:48
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Shiver me timbers matey of course pirates are the coolest i know for a fact a ninja can't swim and they always get sea sick they are hairless and rubbish and smell of soap can you imagine if you poked a ninjas eye out and chopped his leg off that would be it hed be in retirement a pirate on the other hand will cover his eye up tie a bit of wood to his leg stump and carry on ninjas are wusses .
 
 kellie  30 Jun 2008 14:35
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 just to let you know, pirates rape people,
by  jp148108
 06 May 2009 18:39
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I think that ninjas are much more disciplined and highly trained than pirates but pirates are super cool. What we really need is a boatload of ninjapirates like an olden day version of the SBS or Navy Seals but not actually working for the British or American governments.
Please apply to www.ninjapirates.gov.uk for further details including pension plans, doubloons, pieces of eight, and taking this black spot to Blythe Pugh AArrgggghhhhhhh!!! Back to Blighty
 
 stanaims  18 Apr 2008 22:55
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 Ninja Pirates, hmm... You should probably stick "robots" in there. Maybe "zombies" too for good measure. Then give it all to a genetic scientist and hope for the best.
by  Homestar
 30 Nov 2008 02:28
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I actually agree with my opponent Lolocaust when s/he says "Ninjas are highly trained assassins, while pirates are just failures at life who are recruited off the street."

But actually, that's why Pirates Are Cooler Than Ninjas. Because despite their being failures at life- they're still successful at being awesome!
 
 donphilipe  26 Mar 2008 02:51
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We are the pirates! What? Of the Caribbean! What? WE ARE THE Of the Caribbean! Word! Pirates rule! And not just the sea!
 
 Potterpal7  01 Mar 2008 19:26
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I am AGAINST this for the very reasons listed by Cliffo. He has shown me the light, and why I like pirates so much. I hate having to choose against ninjas though, cause I sure like ninjas, but you backed me into a corner Cliffo.
 
 fngrbng420  15 Feb 2008 18:58
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Pirates are SO cooler than ninjas. And here is why:
You can see pirates.
Pirates have their own online game ( piratesonline.com)
What kind of name is ninja anyway?!
Pirates are rich. ( Sometimes)
 
 -125_  11 Feb 2008 21:50
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If we are speaking in terms of movies, I believe that Pirates are much cooler than ninjas. With pirates, there is a lot more action, drama, and a story plot. Many ninja movies are simply fighting movies. Pirates fight, but there is more drama, romance, and action. Above all, you can see more of the pirate's face and it is easier to distinguish between the pirates. Ninjas are usually all covered up and it is hard to distinguish one from the other. Therefore, I would have to say that pirates are much cooler than ninjas. (That is my own personal opinion).
 
 Professor  07 Feb 2008 13:48
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When they first entered popular iconography, ninjas were originally much cooler than pirates. Pirates, by then, had become hackneyed; despised cliches stumbling around with parrots on their shoulders, desperately looking for someone to take them seriously. Ninjas were cool and new. At least for a while. But ninjas became victims of their own success.

Soon ninja characters were everywhere, even in childish cartoons. This overexposure gradually eroded the coolness of ninjas, bringing it back down to the level of pirates. However, because pirates had fallen out of favour for so long, they began to acquire that cultish fringe quality which is indispensable to true coolness. That and the Pirates in the Caribbean films made pirates triumphantly cool again, easily out-cooling ninjas, who, by this time, had become the laughing stock of all true connoisseurs of cool.
 
 Hidell  07 Feb 2008 03:55
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 Even on a ridiculous topic, you have sound logic. You are a formidable debater.
by  fngrbng420
 15 Feb 2008 19:00
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