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Ninja (FOR) Or Pirate (AGAINST).
Which is the best? There must be a winner!
 Damien  17 Jun 2009 22:01
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Ninjas are just so awesome it is hard to describe. Ninjas are so deadly and badas* they could look at someone and they would die. I heard a story about a ninja that saw a kid drop a spoon and destroyed the whole island. That island was called Atlantis.
 
 AliBaba  17 Dec 2009 20:54
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 Ah, but you must remember the ninja rule; the more the ninja, the lesser the effectiveness. One ninja could take out an entire city; five ninja would get their asses handed to them by 5th graders.
by  Damien
 18 Dec 2009 14:23
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I'm behind one of you on the other side and you have no idea....
 
 Specter87  21 Jun 2009 02:49
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 I see you Disco Ninja!
by  finsch
 26 Jun 2009 00:08
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Ninja always refers to extensive training and stealth. Pirate can refer to any man in rags, or poor Somalis, or even a nerd downloading illegal songs and videos on their computer.
 
 Grenache  18 Jun 2009 17:06
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 Bah...Pirates can charm the clothes off of women and can fight even better when drunk! You can keep your stealth and your skills, and I will keep my women and my alcohol and my skills with inebriation!
by  Damien
 18 Jun 2009 17:46
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Ninjas..,. You can never catch them they're so quick
 
 mollyjmojo  18 Jun 2009 12:45
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Definately. A single sneaky ninja with a silencer would destroy a entire pirate crew with no effort.
 
 Smito  18 Jun 2009 03:06
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I like the pirates!
They are cooler and hotter and have there own movies (like katy said)
i aslo totally agree with Damien and Finsch your comments ROCK
 
 WelshyRhi  01 Jul 2009 18:46
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Damien made an awesome point, He's said everything i have to say here. Pirates drink rum and handle weapons. Also, pirates own part of disney. Pirates of the Caribean was such a good film, loads of people like it. No films with Ninjas in ever took off and made a huge impact like this.
 
 Lynchee  25 Jun 2009 12:16
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Ninjas always get their but kicked, you know why? Because they are the ones who couldn't learn how to fight well enough to try a straight up fight. Instead they sneak around in loser pajama outfits trying to stick people in the back.
Now pirates, they fly the Jolly Roger to warn ‘em there coming and then they take those ponces by storm and sword. Batten down the hatches and the first man who turns tail I’ll use his lily-livered guts for garters.
 
 finsch  18 Jun 2009 19:50
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 Very well said :)
by  Lynchee
 25 Jun 2009 12:17
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Alright, I know this is my debate, but I must point out the awesomeness that is Pirate.

-Pirates wield guns.
-Pirates drink rum, AND wield guns. That's like marco polo with weapons.
-Because no one messes with a guy with a friggin' sharp hook for a hand.
-Pirates have awesome accents. Arrrg...
-Pirates can grow crucial beards because they don't have to hide their faces.
-Pirates don't hide from anyone; they're not afraid. Bring it.
-Pirates have parrots. Sometimes these parrots are angry fighting parrots. That's pretty hardcore.
-Pirates dual wield; swords and guns. That's like the best combination...like lamb and tuna fish (sorry, had to throw that movie quote in there!)

Above all, Pirates have massive ships for transportation where they can store an arseload of stuff, plus bring their respective women on for a "tour of the ship's galley" if you know what I'm talkin' about.
 
 Damien  18 Jun 2009 18:12
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 "-Pirates wield guns."
the romantized ones? not oftenly. mostly known for their flourentine
"-Because no one messes with a guy with a friggin' sharp hook for a hand."
ya until he turns around and gets a flying dagger in his back.
"-Pirates have awesome accents. Arrrg...
-Pirates can grow crucial beards because they don't have to hide their faces."
true true. You get that point.
"-Pirates don't hide from anyone; they're not afraid. Bring it."
The first man through the door is usually the first man to die.
"-Pirates have parrots. Sometimes these parrots are angry fighting parrots."
ya thats pretty awesome.
"Above all, Pirates have massive ships for transportation where they can store an arseload of stuff, plus bring their respective women on for a "tour of the ship's galley" if you know what I'm talkin' about."
ninjas arent held back by their need for women like pirates. and as for the ships they're pretty useless on land and have to be protected, while a solo ninja has nothing to lose.
by  Smito
 18 Jun 2009 21:56
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