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Jesus Was A Con Man
The Judas Gospel proves that Jesus was a con artist. His supposed martyrdom at the hands of the Roman authorities was completely staged. He arranged it together with his co-conspirator Judas. Jesus knew that just saying he was a magical being wouldn't fool enough people to establish his religion. For that, he needed a compelling and dramatic incident. It came with his crucifixion, which he and Judas plotted together in advance. Face it, Christians. Jesus played you for suckers. He set out to fool people into believing in his made-up religion and he completely succeeded.
 Hidell  21 Mar 2008 20:44
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Yes, it's clear he was a con man. For centuries the Vatican has tried to suppress the non-official Gospels, the so-called Apocrypha, and people have wondered why. The Judas Gospel gives us the answer. Jesus was a con man. Credit where credit's due, he pulled off the greatest con of all time. It's amusing to think that, thousands of years later, poor deluded fools continue to revere him as a god and to carry around physical representations of him on their person.

What's not clear is whether he deliberately gave up his life as the price for eternal fame, or whether the con was even deeper and he didn't really die at all. The Romans didn't actually kill Jesus. They just left him on the cross. Did Jesus have some inside men among the guards who would take him down at a quiet moment and heft a corpse up in his place? That could have been what lay behind the resurrection scam. Or did he really die and a lookalike was used?

BTW for anyone curious about the Judas Gospel, just type the term into google and you'll see plenty of links.
 
 Hidell  23 Mar 2008 16:39
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 The Catholic Church obviously cannot consider the Book of Judas to be canonical Gospel, because it is impossible to determine the identity of the author and because it was written in the second century. What is this anonymous individual who is writing at least one hundred years after Christ basing his claims on? It's not about the Vatican "suppressing the Apocrypha," which is a totally bizarre claim to make. The Latin Vulgate includes within it the Apocrypha and subsequent Catholic Bibles have also published this, usually in the form of a third section, between the Old and New Testaments.
by  mackenzie
 23 Mar 2008 17:09
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I don't know whether this is true or not (and I don't suppose anyone else on this site does either - including yourself!!). But I'm on this side of the page because I would like it to be true (as an atheist).

Either way, I'd like to know your sources please, so I can read up on it and draw my own conclusions? Or is this some homemade fabrication, aimed at stirring the emotions of our religious friends??
 
 JRCBailey  22 Mar 2008 02:09
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 Read Bloodline of the Holy Grail, it attempts to rationalize the crucification, amongst other things.
by  2free
 22 Mar 2008 02:19
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Has David Copperfield made a time machine yet?
 
 Damian  21 Mar 2008 21:02
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And of course Judas went out and hanged himself just to help Jesus look more convincing, wow, now that's a friend for ya, and when the centurian stuck Jesus with the spear and water and blood came out ( a condition that happens when you DEAD, blood and fluids move to the center of your body) He also staged that, He had a prostethic stomach put on him like Mrs, Doubtfire and no one noticed... It was ALL MAKEUP right.
 
 stever  02 Jun 2008 19:49
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Then how do u explain his resurrection? He couldn't have set up all of that because the Romans and Jews did intend to kill him
 
 stricken36  02 Jun 2008 19:24
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The Gospel of Judas is a Gnostic work of fiction written around A.D. 180, about 150 years after his death. The Gnostic gospels contradict everything Christianity teaches.
 
 Mark  30 Apr 2008 23:28
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 How do you know that Judas' gospel is a work of fiction and the others are not? Where is your proof?
by  openurmind
 11 May 2008 18:53
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Jesus didn't start a religion. Man did.
 
 spillbo  23 Mar 2008 14:23
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 Well said. We can hardly blame Jesus when man had, for so many years, unquestionably subscribed to his teachings.

The likelihood is though, that Jesus himself sincerely believed that he was the messiah - a misguided belief in my opinion.
by  JRCBailey
 24 Mar 2008 00:20
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It's always rather curious how those inclined to fall for magical conspiracy theories seem perfectly willing to question the legitimacy of documents used by mainstream historians, scholars and others, but see no need to subject their own sources to a similarly rigorous vetting. Hidell appears to accept the Gospel of Judas at face value and notes that it "proves" Christ's status as a con artist. Yet if, as intelligent human beings, we are to take canonical scriptures with a grain of salt, how can we simply buy into this alternative text, for which we do not know the identity of its author?

The notion that Christ knew that he was nothing more than a "magical being" and felt that he had to go out with a bang, in order to keep up his image after death, is a totally illogical explanation. Con artists are usually not very inclined to get themselves killed, in order to maintain their lies, because it offers them no material benefit whatsoever.

Jesus was given ample opportunity to renounce his beliefs and spare himself a gruesome death by crucifixion. Pontius Pilate pleaded with him to renounce his claims, so that he could be set free. Yet Jesus was stubbornly unwilling to do so. Had he been a con artist, there would have come a point where he might have been devious enough to find a way to spare his own life. After all, how precisely does he benefit by getting himself killed? There is no material reward, just a lengthy and painful death.

Jesus was human (perhaps even Hidell believes that much) and human beings often act in fairly predictable ways. You would be hard pressed to find a con artist who willingly runs straight to his own death for what he knew was nothing more than a lie, unless he was also mentally insane. But this is not what Hidell argued.
 
 mackenzie  22 Mar 2008 04:16
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 You underestimate human vanity. Many people would be willing to give up their lives if they could be remembered and revered for thousands of years afterwards.

And I'm not sure what you mean by magical conspiracy theories. There was nothing magical about Jesus. He was a con man, pure and simple. The only ones who believe in magical conspiracy theories are those who think a common con artist was the Son of God.
by  Hidell
 22 Mar 2008 06:38
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I don't believe he was a con man, I believe he was a freedom fighter. They were at that time in History under occupation from Rome. How do you rouse an army from a beaten population? God, religion, the Muslim fanatics are still doing it. The Jews of that era were part of the establishment, it was the disaffected Jesus sought to help, to empower. He was basically a socialist. For me, more of an inspiration as a human being than as the son of God.
Is that a crazy angle? Or is blind faith?
 
 2free  22 Mar 2008 02:15
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 It is not just the Muslims that use religion for geopolitical gain, look at how the republican party has exploited and made deals with the Christian right in the US.
by  openurmind
 11 May 2008 18:55
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Ok so i have no idea where you got this whole Judas thingy from, maybe from the Da vinci code or something but Jesus Christ was the true Messiah!! And there is no such thing as a book of Judas in the Bible..ever wondered why?!?!? Well, God only inspired the books that are part of the Bible right now, the true living Word of God!!! And you know what, with the whole crucifixion, do you realize that is the worst punishment that has ever happened in history and God sent His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ, that whosoever believe in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life-John 3:16.....all you have to do is accept the free gift of salvation to get to heaven, Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins and mine, he wasn't a person like Micheal Jackson who changed who he was so that he could make the headline papers and be known throughout the world. Do you think that a con artist could heal the blind man or have taken the demons out of Mary Magdalene. Or make the lame to walk again, i don't think so!! Oh and i don't think a con artist could be barried and then three days rise again!!! Which is where the Easter story comes into play. Jesus Christ was NOT a con artist but the Savior of the world and still is!!!
 
 god-lover  21 Mar 2008 21:25
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 If we examine the oldest known Bible to date, the "Sinai Bible" housed in the British Museum we find a staggering 14,800 differences from today's Bible and yet it still remains the word of God?

The stories told about Osiris-Dionysus will no doubt sound familiar. He is the Son of God who is born to a virgin on the 25th of December before three shepherds. He is a prophet who offers his followers the chance to be born again through the rites of baptism. He is a wonderworker who raises the dead and miraculously turns water into wine at a marriage ceremony. He is God incarnate who dies at Easter, sometimes through crucifixion, but who resurrects on the third day. He is a savior who offers his followers redemption through partaking in a meal of bread and wine, symbolic of his body and blood. The Jesus story is a synthesis of the Jewish myth of the Messiah Joshua (in Greek Jesus) with these Pagan myths of the dying and resurrecting Godman.
by  openurmind
 21 Mar 2008 21:43
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As Catholicism is a derivation of older pagan and polytheistic religions, Jesus did nothing to create a new religion, just reinvent and old one. Also, the accounts of Jesus' life in the bible were not written until some 40 years after his death so how would Jesus have controlled what his followers were to write about him after he was dead ( dead again if you believe). The answer is they didn't, they took older religious texts and stories and changed a few names and places and tada Catholicism.