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Jesus May Have Been A Sexual Deviant
It's curious that Jesus never formed a relationship with a woman and instead chose to surround himself with male acolytes. If we look at the German cannibal story we see interesting parallels with Jesus. The cannibal advertised for a willing victim on the internet. Bernd Jürgen Brandes responded. He was active in the homosexual mutilation scene. He willingly let himself be mutilated, then killed and eaten. We know from the Judas Gospel that Jesus conspired with Judas to arrange his own martyrdom. So it may be that Jesus was a sexual deviant who found mutilation and martyrdom appealing.
 Hidell  30 May 2008 15:22
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It's hard for normal people to comprehend the kind of sexual depravity that may have led Jesus to seek martyrdom in the way that he did. But even though such people are rare, they do exist.

Take, for example, the case of Armin Meiwes, a cannibal living in Germany. He advertised on the Internet for someone willing to be killed and eaten. Several people responded, but Bernd Jürgen Brandes was the one eventually chosen. Brandes was so keen for it to happen that he was even willing to pay Meiwes for the privilege of being killed and eaten.

Previously, Brandes had been active in the gay mutilation scene in Germany. Bizarre though it seems to normal people, there are indeed those who find this kind of thing appealing. We know that when the murder eventually took place, Brandes participated eagerly in his own killing. We know this because the whole thing was filmed. Brandes, for example, demanded that Meiwes bite his penis off rather than merely cut it off. This proved to be unexpectedly difficult so, in the end, it was cut off. Afterwards, they both ate Brandes' penis.

I recount these grisly details, not in order to shock, but to illustrate the serious point that there are odd people out there who find sexual pleasure in things that, to the rest of us, seem almost unimaginably strange. I don't think it's far-fetched then, given Jesus' demonstrated preference for male companionship, to argue that he may have been a sexual deviant in the mould of Bernd Jürgen Brandes, someone who could actually derive pleasure from being mutilated, martyred and, symbolically, consumed.

The Catholic church has a ritual called communion in which church attendees consume either bread or wafers which are said to represent the body of Christ. In a bizarre way, then, it may be that they are subconsciously commemorating the hideous consumption ritual which both Bernd Jürgen Brandes and Jesus went through.
 
 Hidell  30 May 2008 15:44
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 You're an idiot. Jesus didn't want to be crucified. He prayed that it could be done some other way. He was sweating blood at the prospect of crucifixion. Of course, this makes no difference to you because you flaunt your illiteracy and refuse to listen to any correction, which makes you stupid on Biblical standards.
by  Mark
 18 Jun 2008 17:02
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There's no evidence that he never formed a relationship with a woman, and there is evidence that maybe he did. Why did he come talk to Mary Magdelene before he even went back to His Father? I'm not saying this is proof or that I'm convinced He was married to Mary Magdelene, I'm just pointing out that this seems curious.
 
 sherbert  27 Oct 2008 01:41
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Then he would have been killed, not just for claiming to be God, but for sexual sin. He would have been caught if that's the case. The Judas gospel is not a gospel at all for it contradicts the Torah.
 
 Stranger  13 Jun 2008 15:04
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For one its unprovable for second its assuming a lot.
 
 Smito  11 Jun 2008 15:51
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He MAY have been, tho many think he may have been married and had kids. It would have been very odd for a Jewish kid his age not to marry and reproduce.

But I can't give it a thumbs-up because I suspect our definitions of "deviance" may be different.
 
 OzzieMan  30 May 2008 18:25
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 Surely deriving sexual pleasure from being mutilated, killed and consumed is deviant in anyone's book?
by  Hidell
 30 May 2008 18:28
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No sound basis. Besides, it's silly to make such an inference because what we know of Jesus, we know by reading the Bible. The Bible states that Jesus was the word of God ("and the word was made flesh"). The Word of course, refers to the teachings of the Bible. Several scriptures in the Bible explicitly state that homosexuality is a grave sin. Jesus himself stated that from the beginning God "created them male and female" indicating that he was in accordance with the scriptures. Your argument indicates belligerent contradiction by Jesus which, from what we know from the Bible is impossible. Simply put, according to the Bible, sinners can't go to heaven. Your argument states that Jesus was a sinner. The Bible declares that Jesus is in heaven, sitting on the right hand of the throne of God. Since Jesus is in heaven, that means he was not a sinner (being a sexual deviant is a sin). Therefore Jesus was not a sexual deviant. Yes, it really IS that simple.
 
 drew  30 May 2008 18:04
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 As I understand it, most Christian churches consider only the act sinful, not the inclination. No one is claiming that Jesus engaged in overt homosexual acts. The only deviant sexual act he engaged in was the act of being mutilated and martyred, which was essentially passive on his part, although he conspired to bring it about.
by  Hidell
 30 May 2008 18:32
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He didn't exist, and hence is/was nothing.
 
 Snipex  30 May 2008 18:00
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 Then why do we have people like Josephus and Tacitus writing about him? Why do we have over a dozen independent accounts about him (the Gospels, and those fake Gospels (Judas, Thomas, etc. which are obviously non-inspired)) Stop behaving like a historically illiterate moron.
by  Mark
 30 May 2008 18:04
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Man, Hidell, you are one twisted guy, Jesus was not a deviant, His love for Mary was well known and some believe that after His resurrection they were married and had a family. I know how your perverted mind works, no it wasn't His mother. This whole debate, seems more likely to be a Freudian slip, actually exposing yourself. It's also very offensive and maybe it's time to start reporting ALL your offensive stuff, so you can be taken off the site.
 
 stever  30 May 2008 16:51
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 Which Mary?
by  Mark
 30 May 2008 18:04
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Hidell, you must remember where Jesus was from. A male dominated society, which still is. That's also why most call GOD "he" when they refer to GOD. So indeed, most of his disciples were men. There were also women don't you know.

Jesus knew what was in store for him, re crucifiction and torture. He himself sent Judas off to do his deed, Judas then took his own life, for his love for Jesus. Have you not so admired a man, for whatever reason, that you would help him wherever you could? I'm sure you've heard of many "cults" where the followers willingly died for their love of the leader.

And it was Jesus himself, who at the last supper broke the bread amongst his followers and poured the wine, the bread to represent the body of "Christ" and the wine it's blood.

The meaning of "Christ" is GOD realizing itself as man/man realizing itself as GOD. I believe there is much symbolism in the bible, mostly so the uneducated masses could better understand. Do we understand today, doesn't look like it.

And I think you erred in comparing sexual deviants to Jesus. Why you would even "think" that makes me wonder what else you "think".
 
 benlittle  30 May 2008 16:31
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So you think every detail of his life is in that book?
 
 moreno  30 May 2008 15:45
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