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People look too deeply into things sometimes. They look for things instead of coming across them
randomly. This is really sad especially if they ARE looking out for them. |
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Well, you have to admit...a potatoes chip shaped like Jesus? Pretty darn cool. I would keep that
chip forever.
As for worshipping it...completely pointless. These things are just coincidences made by random
processes and chemical reactions and don't mean anything. Yes, it could be seen as worshipping
another idol, which is against God. |
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Plenty of people have claimed to be Jesus, let alone seen images of Jesus.
Isn't imagination wonder... |
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I thought Ted Nugent was trying to contact me from beyond the grave. Then I found out he’s not
dead he just has one of those reality shows. Which means it must be Jesus’s face I keep seeing in
my matzah ball soup. |
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Yes, this is certainly ludicrous and people who claim to see Jesus in toast and Mary in grilled
cheese sandwiches are--at best--confused about what faith is all about or should invest in a shrink
as soon as possible, rather than spend their money on such eBay nonsense. Faith is trusting in
something or someone that you cannot physically see. Faith is a personal display of commitment on
the part of the believer.
Those who believe in God can probably point to times in their life when they felt His presence
spiritually, but not physically. When my father died suddenly a couple of years ago, I certainly did
feel His presence, and that was a huge help to me. But I didn't need toast or moldy grilled cheese
sandwiches for any of this. |
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Be it real or memorex (dating myself there), who cares? OK, there's an image of Jesus in the toast.
Let's say it's the spitting image of Jesus. So what? It proves Jesus? To who?
Since god did it, it's important? More important than what? More important than grapes?
I really want to hold back my attacks on the roman catholic church but we all know what glorifies
the images. The roman catholic church and most of it's subsidiaries have an image fetish. |
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This indeed is one of the high points of human folly. Do these people really believe Jesus was some
bearded white boy in a smock and that his mother was some snow-skinned Swedish-looking virgin? Mary
probably looked more like Whoopi Goldberg and Jesus would have looked more like the Reverend Wright.
Wasn't there a ridiculously high price bid for a bit of toast sold on ebay that supposedly had
Mary's face on it? |
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Of course it's absurd. Religious nutballs see Jesus in just about everything, the two most recent
examples are multiple cases of finding Jesus in bags of Cheetos and seeing Mary in the mold around a
floor drain.
Anyone who takes these things seriously is an idiot. |
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It is not absurd. It is Jesus' way of showing all of you idiotic nonbelievers that he does exist.
However, some of us are so stupid that we cannot see the writing on the wall. God is all around us.
Get over it. He will continue to make his presence known to help all of you poor, lost creatures who
are nonbelievers. |
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