God is the father, and I dare say, even human fathers see a lot of things they don't want to see but
don't dwell on it. God thinks nothing of you sitting on the toilet, except maybe, oh, there is one
of my precious children. I wish he would talk to me more and be less worried about when I am
watching him.
Come on. Why would you want to say you have a need to touch yourself on an Internet site. Is it
because you can't get anyone to touch you for you? Are you just that pathetic? Come on that was
entirely uncalled for.
You're a pervert for thinking that up. Now on your whining about "revolting religious doctrines",
lets look over them one by one.
Predestination: No. Wrong. You freely choose to go to heaven or hell.
Infant damnation: Does anyone even believe in that?
Purgatory: What's your problem with that?
Transubstantiation: Quit being a baby. What is revolting, oh wait, I know what you're thinking:
"GAAAH! LITERAL CANNIBALISM! EWWWWW!"
Atonement: Hardly revolting.
I can only conclude you don't have a clue what you are talking about.
Well, i guess you got me there. You must be so smart to have this all figured out. If only everyone was as smart at you, then the world would be so much better. I can't imagine why no one has even thought of that stuff before.