» Home » Politics
Hillary Skillery In Skulldugery:
Hillary Clinton is bogus as a politician: Too many skeletons in her closet. Her and her hubby: Wee Willie Wonkie.
 Scorpion  05 Sep 2008 05:49
                           (What's this?)  Add to Firefox  RSS
Aye, guess you could say skillery Hillary, and Chocolate Willie are counterfeit politicians. She has gotta be, to keep a straight face, and perfect smile throughout her campaign. I heard a story about Willie. Actually it was Willie the chocolate whale and his girlfriend Monica who were swimming happily in the ocean when they noticed a boat in the distance. "Lets swim under the boat and blow out really hard through our blow holes."
"Oh, i don't know,"said Monica.
"Come on, "persisted Willie,
"just this once."
Monica reluctantly agreed and the pair swam under the boat and blew out, capsizing the vessel and sending all the sailors plunging into the water.
As they were swimming away, Willie said: "Wow, that was fun, wasn't it? Hey, I've got another great idea. Lets swim back there and eat all the sailors."
"Look,"replied Monica exasperated. "I agreed to the wind job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen!"

Guess the pair will have to live with that particular skeleton for the rest of their lives.
 
 joe9  05 Sep 2008 15:40
 4 Comments
 
 That's the last time I eat a chocolate cigar.
by  keepmindok
 05 Sep 2008 15:48
Comment
  
Comment
  
Comment
  
Comment
  
Comment
  
 
When THEY got to the white house I was quite surprised. They had some shady deals goings on.
When She was re-elected, that was astonishing.
 
 keepmindok  05 Sep 2008 08:10
 1 Comment
 
 she never got MY support. nor he either. the Clintons are bogus.
by  Scorpion
 05 Sep 2008 08:13
Comment
  
Comment
  
Sign In / Sign Up
 For and Against Recent Activity
Related Debates
Labour Will Win The Next UK General Election
It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Genuine Asylum Seeker In Britain
MPs Saleries Should NOT Be Doubled
Having An Anti-Israeli Political Outlook Does Not Justify Anti-Semitism
I Think We Should Not Have Death Row And Just Kill People
It Is Time For Black People To Be For Self Only
If Liberalism Worked, California Would Not Be So Broke.
Hillary Will Pull Off Ohio,rhode Island And Texas.
PETA Is A Joke.
Obama Is The Guy With The Key To This Fall's Election
New Debates
MacDonalds Should Be Banned
Porche 911 Turbo Is A Noticable Car On The Streets.
If You Meet An Alien It Will Suck Out Your Brains.
Chicken Is Nice
That My Brother Doesn't Have A Dick
That Modern Technology Is A Plague On Human Relationships
Technology Is Tearing Us A Criminal
Technology Is Tearing Us A Part
Diet Coke And Mentos Is One Of The Best Experiments.
Vegetarians Are Not As Well Balanced As Normal People.