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God, must have an accent, and I hope it's Irish or Jamaican.
 2free  21 Sep 2008 01:08
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I bet its African since that is supposed to be the place where we all came from.
 
 Smito  27 Sep 2008 20:55
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"God" has many names, with appropriate accents, of course.

The Jamaican one's name is "Jah", and he sounds like a Rastafarian!
 
 grokit  21 Sep 2008 05:35
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Lol ;-)

nothing wrong with a little humour....;-)
 
 Scorpion  21 Sep 2008 01:14
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Wow. If God has any accent at all, it must be a mixture of every dialect ever created. However no one would know really, because he could change his language in order to communicate with people who come from different places and speak in different languages.
 
 Cemetary  06 Nov 2009 17:23
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 Were not talking language, we are talking local dialect. Maybe He could just mind melt, let His thoughts become yours? Half the psychos in the world talked to Him, including George Bush, but none really explained in what form this conversation took place? Could be like a text message? Lol, c u later, God... By the way, invade Iraq, or kill prostitutes.
Just glad presidents in America are well vetted as being balanced human beings. Else we might have found ourselves in real trouble. Coulda been worse, he coulda been gay.
Invade a foreign nation state, rape it for its resources, the world still turns, but allow the poofin? Christ, society would collapse! And im slightly homophobic. God bless the Western world. Its a wonderful place, full of wonderful, balanced human beings.
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He has every accent
 
 tunainabun  27 Sep 2008 20:52
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 Has he got a regional dialects though?
by  2free
 28 Sep 2008 02:10
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LMAO on the Jamaican.

Just to start off this debate, I'm going to say that I'm a Taoist and I assume you are talking about the Christian god, which, odds are, you are.

So, seeing that God created Humankind in his image, he probably managed to learn all the languages of the human race.
A good example of this would be how the Bible is published in nearly every language.

But if he did, I hope it's Cockney.
 
 Nicoleness  21 Sep 2008 01:12
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