Dogs Are Better Than Cats

1) Dogs don't make you clean their litterbox and/or go all over the house when it's dirty. 2) That's not free will, cats are just using you for food and shelter, they have no loyalty. 3) I've never been attacked by a dog in my life, but my youngest daughter right now has a lovely set of scratches on her face from a cat. 4) Only because cats are physically incapable. That's like saying cat's didn't fly into the World Trade Center, that's why they're better than Islamic Terrorists. 5) Hardly, cat food is, pound for pound, more expensive than dog food. The only possible savings is from cats being relatively smaller than dogs and thus eating less. If that's your rationale, get a mouse, it's smaller still. 6) You've got vermin in your house? Sounds like you have bigger problems than cats. 7) Cats are OFTEN loud and complete attention-sluts who pester guests to be pet endlessly. 8) Purely subjective, I see them as lazy and annoying much of the time. 9) Oh, I've got a cat that would knock a buzzard off a sh*t-wagon. You know when the cat has used the litterbox because the smell completely permeates the house. 10) That leads to dander, which is the leading cause of pet-related allergies. Dogs get it washed off regularly, cats seldom do.

Sorry, not at all convincing.

Cephus

28 Aug 2008 17:23

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1)  Dogs don't make you clean their litterbox and/or go all over the house when it's dirty. 2) That's not free will, cats are just using you for food and shelter, they have no loyalty. 3) I've never been attacked by a dog in my life, but my youngest daughter right now has a lovely set of scratches on her face from a cat.  4) Only because cats are physically incapable. That's like saying cat's didn't fly into the World Trade Center, that's why they're better than Islamic Terrorists.  5) Hardly, cat food is, pound for pound, more expensive than dog food.  The only possible savings is from cats being relatively smaller than dogs and thus eating less.  If that's your rationale, get a mouse, it's smaller still.  6) You've got vermin in your house?  Sounds like you have bigger problems than cats. 7) Cats are OFTEN loud and complete attention-sluts who pester guests to be pet endlessly. 8) Purely subjective, I see them as lazy and annoying much of the time. 9) Oh, I've got a cat that would knock a buzzard off a sh*t-wagon.  You know when the cat has used the litterbox because the smell completely permeates the house. 10) That leads to dander, which is the leading cause of pet-related allergies.  Dogs get it washed off regularly, cats seldom do.

Sorry, not at all convincing.

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1)  Dogs don't make you clean their litterbox and/or go all over the house when it's dirty. 2) That's not free will, cats are just using you for food and shelter, they have no loyalty. 3) I've never been attacked by a dog in my life, but my youngest daughter right now has a lovely set of scratches on her face from a cat.  4) Only because cats are physically incapable. That's like saying cat's didn't fly into the World Trade Center, that's why they're better than Islamic Terrorists.  5) Hardly, cat food is, pound for pound, more expensive than dog food.  The only possible savings is from cats being relatively smaller than dogs and thus eating less.  If that's your rationale, get a mouse, it's smaller still.  6) You've got vermin in your house?  Sounds like you have bigger problems than cats. 7) Cats are OFTEN loud and complete attention-sluts who pester guests to be pet endlessly. 8) Purely subjective, I see them as lazy and annoying much of the time. 9) Oh, I've got a cat that would knock a buzzard off a sh*t-wagon.  You know when the cat has used the litterbox because the smell completely permeates the house. 10) That leads to dander, which is the leading cause of pet-related allergies.  Dogs get it washed off regularly, cats seldom do.

Sorry, not at all convincing.