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God Might Be A Potato
I mean it's possible
 muin13  10 May 2008 04:18
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Tis be pratical
 
 nichiyobi  23 Feb 2010 03:21
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Well, a potato has eyes all over it. How else would an all-knowing potatoe be able to see us?
 
 tinseldove  10 Dec 2009 05:47
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This topic piqued my interest. But you're right, he may just be a potato.
 
 joredia93  01 May 2009 00:34
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By god he has a point. I don't know what of but By god he has a point.
 
 Smito  25 Feb 2009 13:35
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A perfect, eternal potato. Probably better than linking the concept to the temporal human.
 
 justsumguy  24 Feb 2009 20:01
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 If one were to eat this perfect eternal potato, it's power shall reside within him for everlasting eternity, and he shall be crowned the king ruler of all.
by  verum
 24 Feb 2009 20:29
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I like my god mashed with gravy!
 
 finsch  22 Feb 2009 23:43
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 Assuming the properties of god, i.e. allpowerful, allknowing etc., you would have to conclude that god could be a potato if he/she/they wanted to be a potato.
by  finsch
 22 Feb 2009 23:46
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Anything is possible.
 
 SlyOne  22 Feb 2009 04:22
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What like a couch potato lol
 
 mutani  08 Oct 2008 19:10
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If you really believe that, I will respect it.
 
 Specter87  29 Sep 2008 02:20
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 I don't ,
by  muin13
 09 Oct 2008 04:37
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That's quite amusing concept. God as a potato. Stir some things up in the religious world. Well they'd get worked up if you said that God might be a woman.
 
 Tromanator  05 Sep 2008 14:17
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 or, God might be a boot and kick you in the @ss ;-)
by  Scorpion
 11 Sep 2008 02:39
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That's funny. Although highly unlikely I suppose anything is possible.

Just don't tell the John McCain camp because they'll likely claim the brand of french fries known as "McCain" is actually proof McCain is in tight with God.
 
 Grenache  20 Jul 2008 12:33
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 I won't but i might have to tell walkers they do well nice plain crisps(potato chips)
by  muin13
 20 Jul 2008 18:34
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As potatoes were once the staple food of my country. It's as good a shout as any.
 
 2free  09 Jun 2008 01:23
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Perhaps he is a potato, but would it not be more favorable for god to be an Apple Pie? Everybody loves pie. Therefore, everybody can love god. Religious controversy solved.
 
 mastermov  09 Jun 2008 01:16
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 cherry pie....
by  muin13
 24 Feb 2009 19:14
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I believe that God exists. It does not say anywhere in the Bible what God looks like. So I guess it is possible. I think you're just trying to mock God and Christianity but whatever.
 
 DTigers7  06 Jun 2008 21:00
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 Actually no, i was rasied catholic and still hold the upmost respect for Christianity and its teachings, however don't forget you are not the only religion that has a god... so why would I just confide my ridicule to you ? the point is that god is every thing anything and nothing... so god IS a potato. and IS NOT . just open your mind a little bit
by  muin13
 15 Jun 2008 20:55
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No human being truly knows the truth of "god". Therefore every description of god is potentially correct.
 
 OzzieMan  31 May 2008 07:54
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Makes sense. God was meant to of molded us to his image. Were all couch potatoes :P
 
 kitten  29 May 2008 21:59
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You know, it would explain a hell of a lot.
 
 the_atom  22 May 2008 03:20
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It is indeed, we have no proof either way so yes he/she/it could very well be in a form of a potato.
 
 Shizenk  10 May 2008 12:37
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Are you serious?
 
 Cemetary  20 Nov 2009 13:44
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 ugh yes he made the poll
by  nichiyobi
 23 Feb 2010 14:25
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This made me laugh. It's quite cute. However, God is in all things. We can see his work everywhere in this universe he made. God isn't a potato. God is God himself, like I am my own self.

And you know, I eat potatoes. And potatoes haven't loved me back, used its power to bring the Jews out of Egypt, or anything else significant. Potatoes are meant to be eaten, or used as science experiments, or whatever you want. God made potatoes, but God isn't a potato, or a tomato, or whatever you may wish to think.
 
 joylove101  08 Oct 2009 05:28
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God is not a potato
 
 Shayla453  21 Feb 2009 23:14
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 Why?
by  muin13
 24 Feb 2009 19:07
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If he was he'd be my Sole Mate. And there would always be a plaice in my heart. I wouldn't carp on, but it all sounds a bit fishy.
 
 keepmindok  05 Sep 2008 14:22
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 HA HAHA LOL, roflmao :-)
by  Scorpion
 29 Sep 2008 02:21
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... Yes, it's possible ...

So? There are an infinite number of things that are technically 'possible'. We're gonna have trouble making enough debates. Oh well, better get started...
 
 sander  27 Jul 2008 00:39
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I like this idea.

Maybe God IS a potato.
Or, just a Man From The Future.
Transcendent Being. A Ball of Light.............

I mean, it is possible...........
 
 Scorpion  27 Jul 2008 00:34
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An omnipotent potato? Come on get real!
 
 joe9  20 Jul 2008 12:27
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 A man in the sky that can do anything and just was there and dint start and just will not end? yeah being a potato is the most absurd part of that !
by  muin13
 20 Jul 2008 18:33
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God made us in his own image, so therefore he look like a human. We don't look like potato... I hope.
 
 XieXie  14 Jun 2008 22:37
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 XieXie, made in His image means that we have free will and intelligence.
by  Mark
 14 Jun 2008 23:28
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Hey, you've finally Succeeded.......This is the absolutely, stupidest debate on the whole internet...
 
 stever  19 May 2008 17:27
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 If God were a potato, and He was all knowing, then you would be stupider than a potato, I might have to change sides on this one.
by  stever
 29 May 2008 22:07
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No... Because in the bible God said that humans were created in his image. A potato isn't like a human at all.
 
 MichaelT  11 May 2008 05:28
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 Well, maybe he was human shaped when he made us, then decided he wanted to be a potato.
think about it.
by  the_atom
 22 May 2008 03:22
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That's impossible a potato caused natural disasters and created us 100% impossible
 
 markrjg  10 May 2008 08:54
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 How do you know that what you preseve as a potato is a potato and you are a human , for all you know you are a carrot and fish are human and god is ant.
by  muin13
 31 May 2008 16:40
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God doesn't exist, no matter what form you decide for that idea to personify, be it Ra, Xenu, Buddha, Shiva, or any "God"
 
 Truth  10 May 2008 04:49
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 God does exist,
by  MichaelT
 11 May 2008 05:29
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